nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

teetee-ali-xo:

-ice skaters au
-roller skaters au
-dancing partners au
-singing partners au
-step up crossover (kinda goes w the dancing partners au lol)
-actor/ actress au
-mermaid au
-college au
-new neighbors au
-lawyers/ detectives au
-writer and editor au
-photographer and model au

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

currentlyhungryaf:

lexlifts:

WOMEN ARE TAKING NONE OF THIS SHIT AND ARE STANDING TOGETHER I FUCKING LOVE IT
also thank u to some boys for helping too

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

humannequins-anchor:

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

All of the above

liquidglue:

when u make a really good pun

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DOCTOR WHO RELATIONSHIP STATUSES
  • nine: boyfriend????
  • ten: boYFRIEND(!!!)
  • eleven: boyf—wait no im married but ooh new girl very short very cute flirty wirty
  • twelve: gET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE GIRL OR I WILL EXPLODE YOU SHES MINE MINEMINE not that i care
  • me: *on my phone*
  • grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
  • me: *puts phone down*
  • me: why did you ruin the economy?

shubbabang:

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i refuse

thewicked-eternity